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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] zib@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd take my odds with the bottom track.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I agree. And if it doesn't fire the missile, I'll go get that and hook it up to my Motorcycle like Raven (Snow Crash)!

[–] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

poor impulse control

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, don't misunderstand. I had that thought first time I read Snow Crash about a decade ago now. Haven't found thought changing mind since. Just because Raven was poor doesn't mean he made a "bad" decision in certain senses!

[–] threshold_dweller@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He literally has it tattooed on his forehead.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 days ago

Been about a damn decade and I know I need to read it again.