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Never really got the problem with opening with "hey."
In person, she'll look like a defecating sphincter if she completely ignores you, so you'll at least get a "hey" back, and you can play it from the energy she responds with, go earnest, go smooth, go funny, go away, etc. What do you want me to do, compose a fucking sonnet out of the profile you didn't even fill out? "Soft, she who likes dogs and is very laid back, I know which one of the four girls in her profile photo I hope she is?"