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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ChlkDstTtr@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Untrue. I complain about my bugs all the time.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

“Who the hell wrote something so stupid”

git blame

“Oh. Never mind”

At least it means you’re improving.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That happens too damn often

Even weirder is finding some really good code that you apparently wrote years ago. What the hell happened to that guy?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My answer is I got promotions and now I'm not allowed to spend time on making nice code, I just have to get results and I'm closely judged by volume over quality.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Gross

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

[obi-wan.jpg] "Of course I blame him; he's me!"

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Exactly. Recognising your own errors is an improvement