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[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 61 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn't get poop all over it... Basically just the same shit different hole

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!

[–] dandylion@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Where I'm from it's tradition to smear some shit on a new baby's forehead.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.