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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Giving birth through your ass would be horrible tho, so in this case I'd pick the abortion.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, so you're a "outta my dickhole or nohole" kinda fella

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

That's unnatural, son. You either have a natural birth or you die trying like a real man!

[–] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Nah. They’ll vomit the kitten up when it’s time.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd imagine it to be comparable in pain level to giving birth through a vagina. Though the smaller pelvis would definitely be a problem...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, I've never seen an ass stretched out the size of a melon.

And no, I don't want to see it, thank you!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Don't read the next one if you're too weak for fetish porn!

Tap for spoilerSome people, including men, have been successfully inserting life-size fetus toys, for which they "gave birth to". This stunt not only needs an extreme amount of training (like triple-fisting almost), but also a condition called megacolon, and anal birth porn is quite rare, with siswet being one who did such a feat (as a woman).

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Tell me you take small dumps without telling me you take small dumps