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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 48 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

No, Michael Scott is a moron, not a jackass. He wouldn't pull this shit. He's tone deaf, he constantly thinks he's doing the right thing without realizing why what he's doing has the opposite of the intended effect even when it's obvious to everyone else. Giving a kid something he wants and then taking it away when no one's look is a move of calculated evil.

He'd imply heavily a PS5 then give the kid a Jersey, at no point would he actually have the thing in the kid's hand and then take it back.

Maybe that's just me, but I don't see Michael Scott as a character that would knowingly choose to do something immoral. He'd do a bad deed, but without realizing it.

Mike Scott's more the "We're taking away free tampons on the women's room, because we just don't have the money for luxury goods." type, who's then baffled when he's called sexist because he legitimately believed tampons were a luxury. Not the "Promote a woman? Are you insane? This is a man's office sweetheart!" type.

I could totally see Dwight taking the PS5 for himself and mocking the kid over it though. Even then he'd do it out of Chaos, not Evil.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Michael kidnapped a pizza delivery boy because he didn't want to pay full prize. This fits right in.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

Season 1 Michael was a bit more of a jackass though. Maybe he could've done it.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Top tier analysis. Thank you.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I've been playing as Michael Scott in that Funko Fusion game, I've been doing "The Thing" stages as him, because it's the funniest thing I can imagine happening.

It has gotten me thinking a lot about the character and how he'd behave.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Ah so you are classically trained.