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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 175 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How would this commenter know that?

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean surely it could be a lie but they just took away a PS5 from a kid...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

what? lies? on the internet? why would anyone do such a thing.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I feel like I'm back on Reddit.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

tips le fedora

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I know, right? I'm human like you and totally not a dog

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ew, humans. snarls

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 41 points 4 days ago

By having met her.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Source: trust me bro

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

It's entirely plausible this person knows the lady in question.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You want Lemmy adoption.. you get folks with stature in the machine sharing mundane recon.. you don't believe anything.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, I'm just engaging in critical thinking here. I don't believe everything I read on the Internet especially since people love just making up random crap just so they can have a story to tell.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's fair. I try to do the same. But we suspend belief all the time to survive the shit. Let some light in whether proven and your day might be better 🤷

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a Reddit comment though.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whoosh. Sorry, don't follow. What do you mean?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

The comment in the screen shot is Reddit, not Lemmy.

Unfortunately, this applies to 99% of people in power I know of, if they think they’ll get away with it, they’ll do it.

You don’t usually get into places of power by being thoughtful and considerate.