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[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 91 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I like how everyone in heaven is white.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

I'm 90% sure this is a Jehovah's Witness illustration of the 144,000. While they have a lot of minority representation in their pics on earth, heaven is almost always depicted to be white bread as fuck.

Not totally sure it's theirs, though. These groups copy each others homework a lot.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to go to heaven? I mean, just look at it! You're surrounded by dicks! It's a total sausage-fest up there!

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's specifically the dude's ancestors, clearly he's as white as they come

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pretty racist not to have any black ancestors smdh

Heaven was invented in 38 AD, common misunderstanding.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Or fish. All mammals evolved from fish. Where are the fish.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

True we are not crabs yet.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

They're in fish heaven of course, same place my goldfish Oscar went after he started floating, where he can run and play with all his fishy buddies.

Right?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even fish evolved from fish. 🤔

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

It’s obvious perfect evolution begins with fish and ends with crab

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty racist to not have any Tongan ancestors

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White old men. The ultimative conservative power fantasy.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes the power fantasy of dying in your old age lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This isn't actually depicting heaven, it's depicting hell for persons of colour

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no, hell is good, because their are no Christians there

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

good

Heaven and hell isn't for "good" or "bad" people. It's for believers and non-believers.

You can be the most "good" person ever, but if you don't believe in "God" (or Jesus, or whatever) you're not going to heaven.

Inversely, you could be literally Hitler + Mao and genocide an entire population... but as long as you REALLY believe in Jesus and repent seconds before you die! (or whatever figurative loophole probably exists in your religion of choice).

So if I hit some pearly gates when I die, sign me up for Hell please...

I guess I just agree with your statement... but take mild issue with "good".

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hell was never a thing in the abraham religions in the first place. The closest thing to it Sheol in the old testament, and that's just what they called the earth you're buried in.

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I'm aware,

That's part of why Orthadox Jews believe only some certain thousands (30k?) of people will go to heaven. But I'm no expert. It's all shenanigans anyway. Part of my point I suppose. Even by their own logic I'm not interested in what they think the better option for afterlife is... simply because it doesn't reward by any valid "merit" system. Just "belief" in many cases.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I was just adding to your points. Tossing in some knowledge for the audience at home.
Shenanigans is a great word for all of it, i like that.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Lake of Fire is actually a happening beach resort run by Satan's failson. He calls himself the antichrist: his name is Doug.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well, that's what the marketing says. It's actually the lake of Fyre.