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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True story.

I was at a company all hands where the CEO was telling people that we were having a shitty quarter. They forgot to mute participants that were dialed into the AH meeting.

Someone who was remote, and wasn’t on mute, started taking a monster dump right when the CFO started to sugar coat the slide about the financials.

It was fucking perfect.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hope that person got a performance bonus.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It was over decade ago, back when people were often dialing in with phones and offices were littered with polycoms.

So the shitter was anonymous. Just a random ass on a conference phone line.