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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Put the boy pee pee in the girl pee pee.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do I pee while she's still sitting on the toilet or do we take turns? Will flushing it together make a baby?