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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 94 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"You have to understand, I'm set up to make millions from this song"

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if Trump pays for using it.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That may be the first time anyone has described anything relating to trump as "slim".

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago

“Fat chance” would be more appropriate here eh?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Zero isn't very slim, it's just nothing