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So I was gonna make a joke about being that creature that pees through their eyes, but I forgot the name of the animal, went to look it up and was given this gem of an AI response:
Don't worry! Peeing through your eyes is normal! It's just called "crying."
Fucking thank God. And here I was worried my liver was fried.
I love AI
Lobster?
Yeah. I was thinking some kind of lizard, for some reason. Just seems like a lizard thing to do, I guess.
There are lizards that spurt blood from their eyes, aren't there? Basically the same thing tbh, just fancy water.
"I've got to go make some fancy water" will now be my go-to phrase for heading to the restroom
You pee blood?
I believe (sea) turtles do just that
Damn. Just wait until the brain rot generation gets all their info from AI. We’re fucked!