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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

People watching porn and obsessing over all the weird shit they see.

I never heard about eating ass until the internet and smart phones

Not trying to kink shame if that’s your thing but the internet is full of virgin young men who are obsessed with eating ass and fucking women’s asses.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wikipedia says the term analingus was coined in the late 19th century and my cursory glance at google showed that there were explicit references to eating ass in early modern texts (~1500s). So tongue punching the fart box is at least as old as the Renaissance. Take the precautions you would normally take for butt stuff (disease free, recently bathed, haven't pooped or eaten in 3+ hours, an enema if you're fancy) and you should be just fine. Eating ass is fun and I will die on this hill

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"tongue punching the fart box" and "Renaissance" in the same sentence.

Bravo.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's what the Renaissance men would've wanted

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Any girl who would touch him we would think could lick the arse of a diseased hangman.

Catullus (~84BC - ~54BC) The Carmina of Gaius Valerius Catullus. Leonard C. Smithers. London. Smithers. 1894.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

My original comment is more to the obsession with anal stuff that I believe has been heightened by easy access to porn.

You do you.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh sweet child. I don't think you or the people here understand what "kink" communities actual do with each other. Eating ass is vanilla to them. Eating ass is barely a "kink" and most people who do it aren't trying to do it all the time. It's just something that people do every once in a while.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't even understand the appeal for either of the involved parties. I don't want things in or around my asshole, nor do I want any involvement with those of others. For reasons that completely elude me there seems to have been a cultural shift during my life from butt stuff being deviant behavior and fodder for jokes to almost a default expectation.

I don't actually believe that it is a common expectation in real life dating between actual non-terminally-online people, but it certainly seems to be portrayed as such.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, men do have the prostate in their butts?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone's tongue is getting to the prostate. It's a ways up there.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ellen_musk_0x@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

(checks username) mmm hmm

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't have a high "body count" by any means but I've also never heard of anyone eating ass before the recent internet craze. I'm half convinced that it's just a meme.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What in the actual hell are you guys talking about? The Internet didn't invent this. Assplay has been a thing for as long as we've been a species. Ya'll fucking delusional.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nah man, people just love butt stuff. This is not really new, it's just more visible than ever.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ehhh, I’ve done it, and people I’ve been with have specifically requested it. In my generation it seems to be a common thing.

Bout as kinky as fucking in the bathroom or something, or putting whipped cream on a dick, so like low level kinks.

Obviously you gotta be quite hygiene concious it you do it, I’ve only done it in the shower personally.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social -5 points 3 weeks ago

I think people really are obsessed with it.

I think it’s more than a meme.

I’ve don’t quite a bit of “online research” and the results are telling.