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[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lots of taxi drivers are already reckless. Imagine if they can drive remotely!

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They'll be driving multiple cars at the same time, while drunk.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the first 8 year old to be on trial for manslaughter because his dad had to go to the bathroom but didn't want to lose his fare.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not how any of this works.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a hyperbole.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why must you drone on???