Drummers are next level. They're like that moment when your brain snaps into place and your tastes slowly turn fetishistic. One does not simply hit on a drummer, you gotta suffer a bit beforehand, wallow in that self-pity that you'll never be good enough for the rhythm section, then have your heart melt the tenth time you go to a concert of theirs and the drummer throws you a warm smile when they recognise you in the crowd (in which you've strategically placed yourself to be as visible as possible).

Uuuh, or so I've heard...

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the drummer.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, you found the bass player who simped for another band's drummer :-< She friggin' OWNED those drums every single time...

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 16 points 4 weeks ago

What about the drummer?

Source: drummer 😂

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago

You fuck the drummer while the others are confused & arguing. You ALWAYS FUCK THE DRUMMER.

They’re the crazy ones so they’re good in bed

source: half the dudes I boned from 20-25