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Survey:

  1. I always tell the truth in surveys

  2. I always lie in surveys

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[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but how does this help me get past the gate?

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

"Would the guy on the right tell me that the gate you're guarding on the left is the correct way?"

If the answer is yes, the right gate is the correct one. If the answer is no, the left gate is the correct one.

[โ€“] c0ber@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

how would the other respondent fill out this survey?

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I especially lie on corpo surveys. It's delicious hatorade.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2 (I don't normally but I am now >:)