this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This isn't really an aneurysm post imo, just in 'slang'/language possibly unfamiliar to the OP, it kind of makes sense to anyone who understands said 'slang'/language.

It's still not a funny joke though.

[–] m_f@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It reminds me a lot of this classic:

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons! "I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons," he shouted! The radio said "No, John. You are the demons." And then, John was a Zombie.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

Very enjoyable, thank you for sharing.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beautiful. How does one learn such writing skills?

[–] m_f@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Step 1: Have an aneurysm

Step 2: There is no step 2