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Dutch police find 2kg gnome made of MDMA during drug bust (www.bbc.co.uk)

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[–] tlou3please@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

To be honest, I'm amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I'm an ex police officer and I wouldn't have thought of that. I'd just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 weeks ago

It was with a bunch of other drugs and the material looks a bit off. I'm sure you would've had a hunch.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Do you suddenly feel the need to go back and test everything?

I imagine they got squirrelly or something whenever the cops went near it.