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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ues but thankfully not only two countries exist in the world. Picking between china and the usa is like picking shit with and without corn.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Sure, feel free to add more examples of countries which drop fewer bombs than the US. Here's one to get you started: Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine writing that completely unironically.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine writing that completely unironically.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lmfao took you half a day to come up with that comeback and then you fucked it up on the first try 😂

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn 💀

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you had a life you would've just moved on

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you're right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn't exist, so there is no way I'd be reminded of what people told me 💀

God you're just trying so hard 😔

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

still replying, just can't help yourself can you 😂

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don't poop or something?

How embarrassing for you 🫢

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you're right. People with lives don't know how to use toilets.

You'd make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar's Inside Out. You're trying so hard for these zingers but there's just nobody home in there.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you're actually clever. 😂