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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unrelated, but can I block keywords on the desktop site, too? The less I see of this fucker the better

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I meant Elon. Sorry if that wasn't clear

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No no, feel free to block me too. Most people here hate me for my opinions :)

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got no reason to hate you; I don't even know you.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He didn't ask you, he told you to do it.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Not really, they gave me a choice ("feel free to") and I chose not to....

I probably just woosh'd myself, didn't I?

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?