Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: it isn't named after him.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I only learned that recently and it has broken me

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Now imagine how it feels to be Caesar Cardini. You make a world-famous salad and nobody recognizes your genius, attributing it to a man so dead, his lineage is lost.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

We've all got a little Caesar in us, that's where your slut gene comes from.

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

i learned that through vargskelethor joey. fuck my stupid baka life