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[–] BonerMan@ani.social 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What the actual hell is wrong with... Ah wait, its USA so why am I even surprised...

[–] illi@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

We are a backwards people, apparently.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Hey ketchup is free practically everywhere

[–] R3DACT3D@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] BonerMan@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They hate children and walking wich is why they all fat and need cars. This isn't about her being a women.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well, she has the audacity of being a woman raising a child to be independent, so they had to jail her.

[–] R3DACT3D@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

you must not be too familiar w usa as a whole. our motto should be:

[–] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both the sheriff and the mother involved were women.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

America is so innovative that it invented the self-hating woman.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

America in no way invented internalized bigotry

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

In true American fashion, we "invented" something that already existed in a land we "discovered" while it was already inhabited.