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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

only hobbyists and artisans still use the standalone carrot.py that depends on peeler.

in enterprise environments everyone uses the pymixedveggies package (created using pip freeze of course) which helpfully vendors the latest peeled carrot along with many other things. just unpack it into a clean container and go on your way.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago

So you're saying pymixxedveggies is bloated?

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

Big Carrot is coming for your stew

[–] Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Which is essentially the type of workarounds enterprise systems admins have to come up with as solutions.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.