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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot (nichegamer.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 44 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus

[–] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

To learn more google "Rule 34 Vatican mascot"

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Please no. I think I'd have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.

Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don't have anything against them so long as they're not trying to proselytize or something; but I don't want the Catholic church anywhere near me.

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I feel the same, I was just joking

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's when they finally get me.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

CS Lewis did it for them with Jesus' lionsona