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[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Excuse my ignorance, is that a bdsm device?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can say sex on the internet

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned with the double space

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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But Why?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.

[–] Louisoix@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish they'd explain it this way at school...

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Apparently I've been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You're very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Much appreciated. TIL about this!