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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys, I just can't figure out why my coworkers laugh at me when I show them my picture wearing a maid costume! What could possibly be funny about that?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing, post pics

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's probably the cat ears

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Aww, but they're supposed to be cute!

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot your maid bonnet. Classic blunder!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww heck. How do I get one of those on short notice?

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Very cute outfit :3