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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

”I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.”

First: lmao

Second: that’s it? You are like a little baby.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 65 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"a female"

Yep, that language checks out.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 18 points 4 weeks ago

A female, guys. A femcel. Perhaps a femoid, by chance. Questionably a femur.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 4 weeks ago

Grand Nagus approves!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

It truly is like that Margaret Atwood quote, about men being afraid women will laugh at them, and women being afraid men will kill them.