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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We buy a lot of goldfish in this house. More than most people reading this, I can just about guarantee it.

Please allow me to remind everyone that even Goldfish has gone the shrinkflation route. Maybe if their sales are dipping it's because of their anti-consumer practices.

Not only did the price we paid go up in recent years, but also they changed the size of the large cartons from 30 oz to 27.3 oz.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Quarterly profit margins demand YOUR sacrifice.