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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

just a marketing stunt. but watch, when 'goldfish' come back into the stores afterwords.. they're in smaller packages.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

According to another comment, the sea bass version will only be for sale online. There will be no coming back to stores, normal goldfish won't be leaving stores at all.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"due to the rising cost of gold and Covid impacts..."