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Jerry: "Aren't you going to see what the message is?"
George: "Nah."
Kramer: "Why not? It could be important!"
Jerry: "It's not like you to ignore a message..."
George: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you. I was sitting at home."
Jerry: "Doing what?"
George: "Nothing."
Kramer: "Oh yeah! I love doing nothing! I love it!"
Jerry: "Nothing? Sounds boring."
George: "Spoken like an amateur. I have it down to an art."
Kramer: "We should compare notes!"
Jerry: "Anyway, then what happened?"
George: "I get a text from this girl I had lunch with."
Jerry: "Lunch? Like a date? A" lunch date?"
George: "I don't know, I don't know! How can you know? Who suggests lunch when someone asks them out? I don't know, but she did!"
Kramer: "Yikes!"
Jerry: "Okay, so you get this text message."
George: "That's right."
Jerry: "From the lunch maybe date maybe not woman."
George: "That's right."
Jerry: "What does it say?"
George: "What are you doing?"
Jerry: "I'm asking what the message said!"
George: "I know! The message said, 'What are you doing?'"
Jerry: "Ooooo. Okay. And?"
George: "So I sent her a reply, that said 'nothing'."
Kramer: "Classic mistake."
George: "Well I wish I had known! How am I supposed to know?!"
Jerry: "I don't get it. What's the mistake?"
George: "After I told her that I wasn't doing anything, she called me!"
Jerry: "On the phone? What for?"
George: "To talk!"
Jerry: "About what?"
George: "Nothing! I wanted to do nothing, not talk about nothing!"
Kramer: "You got yourself a phone talker."
George: "A phone talker!"
Jerry: "Seems like it. So what are you going to do?"
George: "What can I do? I'm going to have to tell her talking on the phone causes me migraines. It's the only way..."
Kramer and George leave. Jerry sees a message from Elaine that says, "What are you doing?" He puts the phone down.
Bravo!