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Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.

Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I also keep weeds out of my garden by shouting at them and squirls out of my trees with signs that say: no squirrels

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My friends leave my garden when I shout at my weeds. I must be yelling the wrong words

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 4 weeks ago

Have you tried devil vagina magik though?