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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

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