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[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

Small story. I've done more than my fair share of shrooms in my day. My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead, but that's not the point. I found a new person to acquire them from and being an "expert" psychonaut, I took about the same amount as always(4g) expecting a pretty moderate trip. Turns out the new guy knows how to grow some spicy Bois and I couldn't handle 4g of them. I'm not advocating for drug use, but if you plan on taking shrooms, remember that every bag is different and I am a huge proponent of taking a micro dose of any new batch before going for a macro dose. Dip your toes in before diving head first Anyway, this meme is literally me. Gave me a giggle

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead,

I wish my resume looked that good.

[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Be the turtle rancher you wish to see in the world, friend. Or something like that

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

That's why I still prefer LSD over shrooms, even though I hate that the trip lasts twice as long. With LSD you always know how much you are taking

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Most of the time! DrugsData now shows the amounts in tested samples and a dose can vary by quite a lot! In my life experience though, a dose usually just feels like a dose. I definitely have tried some that blew me away in just one dose though hahaha

[-] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

So much this. You can’t undo taking too much, and you can have a real bad time for hours.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Oooof goin from Teachers to Penis Envy, huh?

[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Enigma! Stopped pretty much everything after that incident.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Completely fair! It’s been five years for me… I haven’t even eaten my teachers (I intend to soon!)

[-] mayo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I tried 1g of Makilla Gorilla and 1g of Golden Teacher (months apart) and the gorilla felt 3x stronger at least. I never knew that before, it's much better now that we can buy them in stores.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah! I only learned that when I grew some teachers. A mate of mine has some different types and knows a lot more about their strengths.

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