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[–] ravhall@discuss.online 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because that won’t fuck with nocturnal animals at all….

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Who cares about the environment! We have investors to grift! Money to be made!

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

It won't actually work. So yes, this is just a grift until funding dries up.