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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like an SCP, you can only be addressed in the second-person.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey... you. I totally didn't forget your name.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Name eating thingy, SCP-5300... ish. Reclassified a few times as prior efforts were misplaced. You'd swear they were right here. One of them had a good name, something-phage. Borderline antimemetic. Passed back and forth between departments, and never really lost, but not exactly pinned-down to the foundation's typical standards. Rated safe - just kind of a pain in the ass. Mostly harmless.