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I thought I was giving my kids the best childhood ever until my 4-year-old asked why we didn't own a 'bigger golf cart' (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Stop posting like you did? Love that you regretted your words right after saying them lol. Do me a favour and delete your next comment in advance too.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll do something even better.

[–] PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com 1 points 2 months ago

Cry to mommy mod and daddy mod? Typical lmao. A coward, a snitch, and an idiot, what a combo.