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[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Convince yourself you're "totally straight" while sucking another guy's cock with this one weird trick

[–] SuperSoftAbby@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.

Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards

[–] Canadian_dalek@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

New HRT just dropped

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Same, though I'm pansexual so you can leave off those last three words

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women can have dicks to be sucked.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I just meant that sucking dick makes my dick hard and, therefore, is a woman. QED (queer erotic demonstrandum)