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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in

[–] abrahambelch@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot...

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago