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[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No, I'd 100% kill Hitler if I ever got a time machine. It would be my first stop on my way to see the dinosaurs.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

i'd fuck his mom

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The cool thing about a time machine is you'd be able to kill Hitler several times, in several ways, in several different back drops. 😃

Kill Hitler, every single day that he was alive, starting with the last day and working your way back to his birth.

[–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey if you ever get access to a time machine and i somehow piss you off in the future, could you do me a favor and hop back to this day and warn me?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Beliriel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And you just legitimized a large swath of serial killers. How can you deny someone his kill who is "saving the world"?

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One might argue that the Holocaust was also a bit sociopathic.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

More than a bit. But I don't fantasize about mutilating and murdering a serial killer every day. Dexter wasn't saying that its normal

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I think this is the plot of Tenet.

[–] ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You'd wipe out everyone born to someone displaced from the war