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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason (www.theverge.com)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If they beamed the sandwich, you'd still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah just go get ecoli at canes instead

Or maybe hit Popeyes if you feel like getting shot 😂