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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fugg is wrong with Alberta?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So many things.

Source: Am Albertan

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But at least y'all don't have ~~mice.~~

Edit: aw, rats.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

We have mice; well the province does, I don't because I have three cats. We don't have persistent rat colonies though, which is probably what you were thinking of.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's essentially the Texas of Canada.

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Texas at least has a somewhat diversified economy, Alberta has a meltdown every time the price of oil drops