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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they're at it?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they're desprately hiring new people!

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we're all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

The immigrant that's against immigrants?

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it's going the way of Ruth.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

I'm with you, except I think the Turtle Van was the best weapon. Followed closely by the Turtle Blimp.

This is the most intelligent and informed conversation I've had in the context of TFG all year, by the way.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Neerrrrddd

Michelangelo all the way baby. (I most identify with donation though, but Leonardo was the best, and aptly named after the best of the sources)

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Mine was Rafael because he was the biggest asshole.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one wants Ted Cruz

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're from alberta i take it?