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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

My mom just used peanut butter to stuff celery. This sounds like a horrible mother…