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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What's the policy on bringing raw materials and making it in the theater? It's not technically outside food and is prepared on the premises.

Thinking a hibachi stove or an electric blender.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's not technically outside food

I am not sure how you convinced yourself of this

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Raw popcorn kernels are not digestible 'food.' Oil is not food. Salt is not food.

Combine. Add heat. Et Voila! Someone complain, bring in bags of powdered chemicals, beakers, reagents, and bunsen burners, and go to work.

It's all in the technical margins.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All 3 of those things are tax-exempt where I'm from, because they're food

Worth a try though

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml -1 points 3 months ago

Tax-exemption opens up a whole other promising venue. Hibachi and a chartered accountant at the next movie night.

This could work.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesse, wtf are you talking about

[–] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

If I bring my own food and consume it indoors it is indoor food. If I ate it outside, it would be outside food. /s

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I had to guess the idea is the food comes to the theater in a truck, too, is that also "outside food"?

Realistically though I think everyone knows you're supposed to buy the food in the theater - everything else is people being cute

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you gonna grow it during the movie

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bros gonna bring a time box into the theater.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

It’s a primordial soup of amino acids and lightning officer!

[–] ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

How big are your cargo shorts? You think no one is going to mind you chefing it up during trailers?