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[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ve honestly never understood why someone at Google or Mozilla hasn’t decided to write a JavaScript Standard Library.

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This picture honestly looks more like C++ than JS, and before you yell at me, JS doesn't have any standards let alone competing standards so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JS doesn't have any standards

ECMAScript would like to have a word with you.

If however by “doesn’t have any standards” you meant it’s willing to sink to new low grounds every day, you would be correct.

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

The latter, and the underutilization of the fact that the standard library exists, and consequently the existence of so many micro dependencies.