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[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she's now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 month ago

It would have cost you nothing to not type that last sentence.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 month ago

Nasty, wicked hobbitses.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Absolute gold comment mate. Gave y'boi the respect he deserves.

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