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what would be a funny thing to teach my 5 y/o niece? (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by pelletbucket@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm visiting extended family for the first time in a long time, and one of my nieces has reached the impressionable age where she keeps mimicking things that she sees me do. what's a really funny but fairly harmless thing I should teach her to do?

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Lockpicking

Using Linux

Media piracy

Feeding the homeless

Wheatpasting / graffiti

Political theory

Shoplifting from corporate chains

First Aid

Legal observation

Black bloc tactics

Guerilla gardening

Spotting plainclothes cops / informants

Dialectical Materialism

[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 21 points 4 months ago

Idk about some of these given the age bracket, but Spot the Fed is fun for the whole family.

[–] Clydesdalecrusher@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

She could configure linux from scratch

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Seconding lockpocking. Easy to learn, tactile feedback (very kid friendly!), can absolutely annoy parents. But be careful to teach children not to do anything that'll seriously get them into trouble

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have a weird sense of humor.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

I'm a weird sort of person. 😺