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submitted 4 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even better: make it purely functional

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

And tuples should have the same types inside. And dictionary keys should have the same type as that dictionary's values 😈