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Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again (i.imgur.com)
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[–] joby@programming.dev 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or do programmers only come in "lightweight" and "Rivals Þor in trying to drink the oceans dry" varieties?

Somehow I manage to be both. My alcohol tolerance is very high (which is great... I like a little buzz but never want to be actually drunk), but for me, one toke is over the line.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

I'm the same way. I take like a quarter hit and I'm alright. The whole puff? Gone for hours.