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Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers: 'Lucrative business'. (au.news.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Too bad I'm in menopause.

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[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's gamer girl bath water all over again, but the adult version.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The gamer girl is also an adult.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would be so much more fucked up if that'd be child water

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even just the phrase "child water" sounds all fucked up.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's alright when you mean a water meant for drinking by children; it's actually a bit special in its content, and it's good to have that.

It's very much not alright when we mean child bathwater :D

Though, if you want to go a full rabbit hole, I have a special thing for you from one of Chinese provinces...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

EYYY BOI, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE! Once I get you into this ball, we're gonna go on an adventure!